Alright, buckle up snowflakes, itās time for the Woke-o-meter reading! On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āTucker Carlsonās wet dreamā and 10 being āBernie Sanders in a Che Guevara t-shirtā, this image scores a solidā¦
1/10 - Ultra Right Beer: So Conservative It Makes Ronald Reagan Look Like a Communist
Holy stars and stripes, Batman! This āConservative Dadās Ultra Right Beerā is about as woke as a coma patient at a MAGA rally. Itās so right-wing, Iām surprised the cans donāt come with a complimentary tiki torch and a lifetime subscription to Fox News.
Letās break down this masterpiece of āMurican marketing:
And the cherry on top? They wonāt even ship to certain states. Looks like some parts of America arenāt American enough for this liquid freedom!
Remember folks, nothing says āI love my countryā quite like chugging beer thatās more concerned with owning the libs than actually tasting good. Now excuse me while I go salute my beer can and shed a single, patriotic tear.