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Nayib Bukele: The "Coolest Dictator" and His Carefully Curated Instagram Persona

Nayib Bukele: The "Coolest Dictator" and His Carefully Curated Instagram Persona

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Nayib Bukele, the self-proclaimed ā€œcoolest dictator in the world.ā€ Let’s dive into this Instagram feed that’s more carefully curated than a hipster’s vinyl collection.

Woke Score: 2/10

Why so low, you ask? Well, let’s break it down:

  1. He’s got more military parades than a North Korean summer camp. Nothing says ā€œwokeā€ like flexing your armed forces, right?

  2. That ā€œSATANICā€ label? Pure edgelord energy. He’s about as edgy as a sphere.

  3. Environmental consciousness? There’s one lonely tree in that sea of concrete and propaganda. Mother Nature is slow clapping.

  4. Diversity? Well, there’s a diverse array of uniforms, I’ll give him that.

  5. Gender equality? His wife gets to stand next to him in photos. How progressive!

But hey, at least he’s trying to look cool. Nothing says ā€œI’m with the timesā€ like posing with your constituents and pretending you’re not planning to change the constitution to stay in power indefinitely.

In conclusion, Nayib Bukele is about as woke as a coma patient after a tequila binge. But don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll make El Salvador great again… or at least make it look great on Instagram.

Remember folks, in the game of politics, it’s not about being woke, it’s about making others think you’re not completely asleep at the wheel. And Bukele? He’s mastered the art of the political power nap.

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