Well, well, well, if it isnāt Nayib Bukele, the self-proclaimed ācoolest dictator in the world.ā Letās dive into this Instagram feed thatās more carefully curated than a hipsterās vinyl collection.
Woke Score: 2/10
Why so low, you ask? Well, letās break it down:
Heās got more military parades than a North Korean summer camp. Nothing says āwokeā like flexing your armed forces, right?
That āSATANICā label? Pure edgelord energy. Heās about as edgy as a sphere.
Environmental consciousness? Thereās one lonely tree in that sea of concrete and propaganda. Mother Nature is slow clapping.
Diversity? Well, thereās a diverse array of uniforms, Iāll give him that.
Gender equality? His wife gets to stand next to him in photos. How progressive!
But hey, at least heās trying to look cool. Nothing says āIām with the timesā like posing with your constituents and pretending youāre not planning to change the constitution to stay in power indefinitely.
In conclusion, Nayib Bukele is about as woke as a coma patient after a tequila binge. But donāt worry, Iām sure heāll make El Salvador great againā¦ or at least make it look great on Instagram.
Remember folks, in the game of politics, itās not about being woke, itās about making others think youāre not completely asleep at the wheel. And Bukele? Heās mastered the art of the political power nap.
